I have a sneaky suspicion that Mike is being facetious today. 
I have a sneaky suspicion that you might be right, Tex. Not a good move on Mike's part, seeing as how we're geographically not that far from each other. I might just get in my MINI Cooper with my awesome mug and drive up I77 and do something about it. I'm just sayin'.

PS Yes, coffee tastes better in this mug. Go buy one NOW!!!!