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Offline scoundrel

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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2011, 02:06:45 PM »
ain't catching no one.. you can all splatter the sidewalk  ;D
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2011, 02:08:04 PM »
Quote from: scoundrel on March 14, 2011, 02:06:45 PM
ain't catching no one.. you can all splatter the sidewalk  ;D

*splat* *splat* *splatter*
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2011, 02:14:31 PM »
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: scoundrel on March 14, 2011, 02:06:45 PM
ain't catching no one.. you can all splatter the sidewalk  ;D

*splat* *splat* *splatter*


off yer meds and you got it in one.. plural  ;D ;D
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2011, 02:16:01 PM »
Where is java?
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2011, 02:20:44 PM »
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2011, 02:22:32 PM »
from my cup to belly ...thats where  ;D ;D


that should put this thread back on course ;D ;D
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2011, 02:57:47 PM »
I was going to say, in the cabinet on the top shelf, but scoundrel had a better one!  ;D ;D ;D 8)
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2011, 03:00:52 PM »
Sun java is in /usr/lib/jvm/.

Coffee-java is in my stomach, my coffee mug, my coffee pot and my coffee canister. ;) :D :D
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2011, 03:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Sun java is in /usr/lib/jvm/.

Coffee-java is in my stomach, my coffee mug, my coffee pot and my coffee canister. ;) :D :D

And your blood.  ;D
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Offline Neal ManBear

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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2011, 03:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Texstar on March 14, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Sun java is in /usr/lib/jvm/.

Coffee-java is in my stomach, my coffee mug, my coffee pot and my coffee canister. ;) :D :D

And your blood.  ;D

 ??? ??? ??? You forgot! I haven't had blood in years! ::) ::)
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2011, 03:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
Quote from: Texstar on March 14, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Sun java is in /usr/lib/jvm/.

Coffee-java is in my stomach, my coffee mug, my coffee pot and my coffee canister. ;) :D :D

And your blood.  ;D

 ??? ??? ??? You forgot! I haven't had blood in years! ::) ::)


I think you do have.
Called coffee :-\
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Offline Neal ManBear

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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2011, 03:16:30 PM »
Quote from: uncleV on March 14, 2011, 03:14:32 PM
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
Quote from: Texstar on March 14, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Neal on March 14, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Sun java is in /usr/lib/jvm/.

Coffee-java is in my stomach, my coffee mug, my coffee pot and my coffee canister. ;) :D :D

And your blood.  ;D

 ??? ??? ??? You forgot! I haven't had blood in years! ::) ::)

I think you do have.
Called coffee :-\

I started replacing my blood with coffee when I was 5. No blood left now. Only coffee. ;) :D
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uncleV

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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2011, 03:20:14 PM »
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[uncleV@localhost ~]$ whereis java
java: /usr/bin/java /etc/java /usr/lib/java /usr/share/java /usr/share/man/man1/java.1.bz2
[uncleV@localhost ~]$ whereis jvm
jvm: /etc/jvm /usr/lib/jvm /usr/share/jvm
[uncleV@localhost ~]$ whereis Neal ?
Neal:
?:
[uncleV@localhost ~]$
?..
 :-\
« Last Edit: March 14, 2011, 03:22:16 PM by uncleV »
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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2011, 03:26:09 PM »
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[uncleV@localhost ~]$ which Neal ?
which: no Neal in (/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/usr/bin:/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin/:/usr/games:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:sbin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/qt4/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/home/uncleV/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin)
which: no ? in (/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/usr/bin:/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin/:/usr/games:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:sbin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/qt4/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/home/uncleV/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin)
[uncleV@localhost ~]$ :o
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Offline Neal ManBear

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Re: Where is java?
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2011, 03:34:32 PM »
Quote from: uncleV on March 14, 2011, 03:26:09 PM
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[uncleV@localhost ~]$ which Neal ?
which: no Neal in (/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/usr/bin:/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin/:/usr/games:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:sbin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/qt4/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/home/uncleV/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin)
which: no ? in (/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/home/uncleV/.kde4/vdt:/usr/bin:/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin/:/usr/games:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:sbin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/qt4/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/home/uncleV/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/lib/kde4/libexec:/bin:/sbin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/games:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin)
[uncleV@localhost ~]$ :o

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