May we see your ID please! Angry
Mine got so dog-eared I had to throw it away. 
At least you are still being asked for an ID!

I don't even have to beg for a senior discount.

Thank you ms_meme that is just fantastic

Watch the speed limit!
marty, you have topped yourself once again! and to get scoundrel to say thank you ... YEAH!
Oh my gosh! meme has beheaded herself!!!!!!!!! someone grab that super-glue quick!
All my parts are being held together with toothpicks, paperclips and safety pins. So a bit of superglue is welcome.
I was curious about 'top' too. Found at least 25 or more English idioms with top.
top it off To let one's beard grow long, preferably to mid-chest length.I hope Archie didn't mean to imply this.

(Let's see you top that!)