"As a diabetic... IF I ate that, I might well go into shock and go unconscious"
you could make 2 or 3 big bites and then you would need medical attention

"We seem to be bombarded with Big 'this' and Big 'that', particularly from fast food companies."
if you can't make quality, make whatever you do in quantity
this particular recipe is just a homemade recipe so no companies involved, just a proof of concept
you can adapt it to your likings and do it in smaller portions, accompanied with a vanilla ice cream