The great thing about this is you wouldn't need laws anymore, because the Government could take over your body and make you sign the forms to have one planted in your baby at birth, and of course it could send the necessary signals to make you vote for it in the election, ensuring a 100% turnout and 100% majority.
Then there'd be no crime because nobody could do anything without the authorities knowing about it and anyway, they could control you so you do something else instead. No one would choose to do anything antisocial because they could only do what the Government wanted and the whole population would support whatever the national policy is.
What's not to like? You only think that because you haven't had the chip fitted and your taste altered. When it's done you'll love it because you'll be told to.
