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Offline smileeb

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The Winter Boots
« on: February 03, 2013, 11:52:15 AM »


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                The Winter Boots
                 
                 
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

             
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling, and him pushing,
the little boots still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said,
'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off,
than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.

He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet.

No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear 'em today.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to
wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked,
'Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
 
She'll be eligible for parole in three years.


Offline joechimp

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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2013, 12:30:06 PM »
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2013, 12:32:02 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D.

That's kids for you.
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2013, 03:19:42 PM »
Good one.
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2013, 03:40:17 PM »
I went wind surfing and borrowed a wetsuit.
I then went in the tiny changing cubicle where you could hardy bend over at all.
After about ten minutes of struggling I manged to get my legs into the wetsuit............. arms
It took nearly 20 minutes to get them out again! and another 10 to get into the suit properly.
I spent the remainder of my 1 hour falling of the the board.
Not my finest hour!

Offline TerryH

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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2013, 03:40:41 PM »
Yep, I like it!  a good laugh
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2013, 03:41:21 PM »
;D ;D ;D.

That's kids for you.

and idiots who don't check inside the boots first. ;D
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2013, 08:15:44 PM »
Some lack personal experience with kids.....so they miss the joy..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2013, 08:26:30 PM »
Some years ago whilst visiting a friend, she (my friend) said to her 7 year old daughter, 'come on Amber, time for bed." Amber replied, "but it's not Thursday." We just looked at each other in bafflement.
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2013, 10:55:52 PM »
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.


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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2013, 05:48:44 AM »
Some lack personal experience with kids.....so they miss the joy..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
and so much more.  ;D
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2013, 09:58:19 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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