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Offline BubbaBlues

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Celebacy
« on: January 30, 2013, 03:00:58 PM »

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.






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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2013, 03:14:56 PM »
have you been indulging in that activity that makes you short-sighted?
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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2013, 03:21:05 PM »
Ummm,   I plead the 5th.  8)
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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 03:22:33 PM »
ahem...
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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 05:58:55 PM »
It can happen to anyone on occasion. 

 


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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 06:13:15 PM »
I've had my foot in my mouth a few times too. Fortunately no one took a picture of it.  ;D
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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 06:20:41 PM »
I don't believe in celibacy.  ::) :D



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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 07:42:10 PM »
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong. "The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
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Re: Celebacy
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.

Old people sit around monasteries because they're tired of everybody
trying to grab them by the foot.    Most monks leave I think, few are
ordained as priests.    Optimally.

Quite refreshing the few times I've visited monasteries.   For a few you can
forget all those grocery store coupons, the lady down the street that likes
you, the people at the bar that can't live wit5hout you, and the Holy Orders
in the nearest are there too.       Blah, Blah, Blah.
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