No kangaroo was hurt while creating this picdump. Hope none of the Forum Aussies got offended if yes - let me know and I will bin the thread.
You can't offend an Aussie, they are tough as nails. 
We just get more offensive.
That "picdump" is brilliant !!! Plus all true.
To get to my age, walking around on my head, pogo style, and dodging all those potentially dangerous Animals hasn't been easy.
The myth that water goes down the plug hole in an opposite direction than in the Nthn Hemisphere is totally untrue. During recent droughts the Government had to announce this as tourists were standing at the sink, and toilet watching to see what way it swirled.
Plus being 10 hours + GMT, I'll see the end of the World hours before you, and not be able to warn you. Heck that's a happy thought.
Great advert for not visiting Australia, personally I / We hate foreigners, except online.
Go to New Zealand.
They have Hobbits, and heaps of sheep that are very friendly and lovable. Plus no dangerous things at all.
