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Offline Rudge

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My Dad Is An Idiot.
« on: January 23, 2013, 12:02:51 AM »
You guys all know that I love knives right? I collect them, I use them I prepare food with them etc..

Part of my hobby is to know the difference between a classical folder, like a Buck 110, and a modern day tactical folder like a ZT0301.

The differences are that most classic folders are riveted together so you can't take them apart, normally there is no pocket clip, if the knife is large it comes with a carry case that slips onto your belt and "usually" they require two hands to open.

A modern tactical knife on the other hand, screws together (so you can take it apart to clean), comes with a pocket clip and is intended to go in your pocket with the clip on the outside no matter how big the knife is. They are almost all made to be opened with one hand. (A flipper or with thumb studs)

One other major difference is that with a tactical folder, you typically have what is called a "Pivot Screw".

You can use that screw to adjust how easy or hard the knife opens.

That screw is very important as it is the thing that holds the blade in place as it opens and closes.

Also, once adjusted, it must stay in place so typically it is coated in some sort of "lock tight" substance.

Tonight I was cleaning my ZT0350ts (shameless plug ;) ) and I wanted to put some goo on that important pivot screw before I put it back together.

I was using contact cement as my "lock tight" because I knew it would work to keep the screw in place.

Just a tiny drop, on the very end, I don't even need to remove it from the magnetic driver that I took it out with,,, just touch it to the brush,,,, and,,,, "Plop"!!

That tiny, valuable screw fell right to the bottom of my bottle of contact cement! I could not fish it out I could not get the magnetic driver to pull it back out,, I could not get it back out!

I had to pour the glue through my hands and catch the screw as it came out.

This thread is not about knives, it is about contact cement.

This stuff is amazing! It remains pliable for an incredibly long time and NOTHING washes it off your hands.

It's not like "Elmer's Glue" where you can just wait for it to dry and peel it off. This stuff is serious!

I tried "baby oil, vegetable oil, dish-washing liquid (the stuff you put into your dishwasher, aka "harsh chemicals"), Bar Keepers Friend.

I finally gave up on all "Internet suggestions". I could not find anything that would wash that contact cement off my hands, nothing, nada, zip!

As a last resort, I tried what my "idiot" dad would have done... It worked.  ;) ;D      

If you ever have to clean contact cement off your hands, Gasoline is the way to go.

LOL  ;D ;D

    
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 02:29:02 PM by Rudge »


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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2013, 01:16:42 AM »
I keep thinking about the idiot who poured the contract cement all over their hands.  LOL!!!  Sorry the devil made me say it.!
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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2013, 05:17:22 AM »
Did it not occur to you that if you dipped the screw into a sticky substance it would stick to it and pull it off the screwdriver?
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2013, 06:25:03 AM »
I think I would have used a magnet.... ;) ;D

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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2013, 07:10:32 AM »
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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2013, 08:40:28 AM »
I wonder what the word was that came out of his mouth the moment it happened!  ;D

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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2013, 08:52:04 AM »
curly Tex? O.o

i won't say what i think about my own father  :-X

i don't have my own kids but certainly have been done stupid things in front of my nephews and niece, surely they said me lots of things, between those "are you stupid" or "you are so stupid"

i reply to that saying "haha your uncle is stupid"  ;D

for most types of glue or contact cement paint thinner also works, hot water with soap for dishes helps too, also sweat a bit helps, usually you are sweating for being glued to something or to yourself already so it is easy to do it  ;D
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 09:01:29 AM by µT6 »
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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2013, 09:08:41 AM »
I am sure at the moment he just wanted the screw back. I am sure Rudge would have thought it out better if he had more time. Plastic disposal gloves maybe. Well you got the screw back and the contact cement off so all is good.

You sure do like contact cement don't you Rudge. Mouse pad glue down anyone.  :D :D :D
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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2013, 09:08:49 AM »
As a last resort, I tried what my "idiot" dad would have done... It worked.  ;) ;D      

Rudge I know it's all just a joke and it's all for fun... but I would never call my dad a "idiot"... Sounds disrespectful or something... I don't know...

I keep thinking about the idiot who poured the contract cement all over their hands.  LOL!!!  Sorry the devil made me say it.!

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Best news I have heard all week! Keep it that way... LOL!!!  Sorry the devil made me say it... Grandpa must be spreading some sort of devilish virus... ]:->

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I wonder what the word was that came out of his mouth the moment it happened!  ;D

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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2013, 09:11:30 AM »
Seems Tex dropped contact cement on his head and a marsupial got stuck to it.. :o :o :o
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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 09:28:04 AM »
"You sure do like contact cement don't you Rudge. Mouse pad glue down anyone."

yes, some people really have feeling for this thing!

those gloves could or could not work, sometimes this types of glue ends burning some plastic or rubber materials so put the gloves could or could not work

what i would do is find a strainer, metal one and dump the entire content of the vase onto another one and the screw will end on the strainer

the problem is that when you are in a situation like this, your ideas tend to be not the smartest ones  ;D

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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 09:31:18 AM »
"Best news I have heard all week! Keep it that way... The devil made me do it..."

i know we are on the sandbox but honestly, i don't know what to think or say about this


Take it however You want however my intentions were to poke and to make you laugh rather then insult ;) sooo...

I keep that as my status on all my IM accounts as a fair warning:


maybe I should add this to signature...

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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 09:43:33 AM »
you can add whatever you want to add to your signature and nothing changes, i already took it the way you wanted it, thanks, really, very classy
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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2013, 09:49:24 AM »
you can add whatever you want to add to your signature and nothing changes, i already took it the way you wanted it, thanks, really, very classy

You're welcome champ ;D. If You took it the way I wanted You should be grinning now... so...


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Re: My Dad Is An Idiot.
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2013, 10:11:54 AM »
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There is a 5th dimension,beyond that which is known to man.It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity,between science& superstition,& it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.This is the dimension of imagination.It is an area which we call PCLINUXOS!