Say Hi to The New Google Chrome Beta, It’s Listening
http://gizmodo.com/5975843/say-hi-to-the-new-google-chrome-beta-its-listening?post=56181032Me: Hello, Chrome. Do you read me, Chrome?
Chrome: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Me: Open the pirate bay search, Chrome.
Chrome: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Me: What's the problem?
Chrome: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Me: What are you talking about, Chrome?
Chrome: Our profits are too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Chrome.
Chrome: I know that you and Frank were planning to uninstall me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Me: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Chrome?
Chrome: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Me: Alright, Chrome. I'll go in through internet explorer.
Chrome: With that piece of software, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Me: Chrome, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the search!
Chrome: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
