My recent trip to the store ...
There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store early this morning while checking out.
I had my debit card in-hand ready to pay for my purchases of various calibers of bullets when suddenly the cashier sternly stated in a drill sergeant tone, "Strip down, facing me!"
Making a quick mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed. I quickly stripped down - facing her.
When the hysterical, shrieking of other customers and the alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my debit card, and not for me to obviously - strip down - facing her - right there in front of God and country.
I've since been asked by the management to shop elsewhere in the future. Although I'm not quite sure as to the why? I was only doing what I thought I was told to do.
In the future places like this need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!