XBMC not XMBC
Holy dyslexic-embarassment batman!!! I can't check that right now, but there's a staggeringly huge chance that I wasted hours due to transposing those letters.
Please, everyone enjoy the good laugh, you earned it and I deserve it. Thanks for all the help, sincerely. I'll be back on my shift tonight and let you know how things went. Once I get comfortable with PCLinuxOS and it can mimic everything my current home network does, our house is making the migration! (Which is a statement, we have like 7 pcs alone since we stream everything from the net and home server for TV in addition to your standard computer addictions. And I have teenagers!) Cheers!