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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2012, 03:17:32 PM »
Well i got 6 and was told in so many words i am a fantastic lover ;D
the baseball got me and i'm sorry to say so did Moses.
Maybe if i got all the questions right it'll tell me where i can find a lover to show how fantastic i am ;D

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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2012, 03:34:40 PM »
Yeah i missed it,i was to gobsmacked to read anymore so went to the toilet to throw up ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2012, 03:35:04 PM »
9  out of 11. The man/widow I got wrong because it asked if it was legal. AFAIK there is no law against it because it is impossible. I read the Moses one too fast.
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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2012, 04:12:30 PM »
For what it's worth... pretty much nothing...  ;D ;D





For what it's worth.....he's right nothing....nonetheless, there it is.  ::) ::) ::)




So neither of you was smart enough to realize that the birthday question was ambiguous?



All of the questions are to some extent ambiguous,


To some extent. They are written so that we would give them a wrong interpretation in a casual conversation, but if you really consider what is asked and not what might be meant most of them aren't ambiguous at all.

"Is there a 4th of July in England?" could be taken to mean "do the English celebrate the American Independence Day or something similar?" And in daily life that interpretation would be a bit strange but quite reasonable. But if you read the question ignoring any possible subtexts, there is no ambiguity. Of course there is a 4th of July in England. There is no 34th of July though.

"Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?" In casual conversation this would mean "how many months have only 28 days?" but by now we have learnt that the questions should be interpreted literally instead of intelligently. We should not add the word "only" to our interpretation.

"Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?" This is a tough one. If dead people can be baptised in Utah, maybe they can be married in California. And if I marry two sisters in succession in California and then die, would either marriage be illegal? It is however pretty clear that whoever formulated the question just hoped that I wouldn't realize that if I had a widow I must be dead.

But: "How many birthdays does the average man have?"
 
Like O-P I "followed the original instructions given by The Chief, Pay close attention and consider each question carefully..."

I may not be an average man, but not counting my actual birth day I have had 69 birthdays. I considered answering "one", as I only have one per year, but that would simply have been stupid. A bad test.
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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2012, 04:24:10 PM »
I am not good at maths,so can someone explain the divide 30 by half and add 10?
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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2012, 04:32:25 PM »
I am not good at maths,so can someone explain the divide 30 by half and add 10?

Divide 30 by .5  which is 60 and add 10 is 70

convert your 1/2 to decimal or .5 to do the math




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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2012, 04:34:15 PM »


Does this mean I am too smart for my own good ???

I really like the Moses and his Ark one!  You go Moses...........




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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2012, 04:39:04 PM »
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Divide 30 by .5  which is 60 and add 10 is 70

convert your 1/2 to decimal or .5 to do the math

So that's how politicians come up with the figures.

Just a joke,not political in any way shape or form ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2012, 04:40:35 PM »


Does this mean I am too smart for my own good ???

I really like the Moses and his Ark one!  You go Moses...........


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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2012, 05:10:06 PM »
I am not good at maths,so can someone explain the divide 30 by half and add 10?

Whoever made the test expected us to think that dividing 30 by 1/2 meant taking half of 30, or in other words 15. It doesn't. 30 divided by 2 gives you 15; 30 divided by 1/2 is the same as multiplying 30 by 2.
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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2012, 07:38:29 PM »
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"Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?" This is a tough one. If dead people can be baptised in Utah, maybe they can be married in California. And if I marry two sisters in succession in California and then die, would either marriage be illegal? It is however pretty clear that whoever formulated the question just hoped that I wouldn't realize that if I had a widow I must be dead.

There is another aspect to this question which has not been addressed, which would make the answer dependent on the laws of California.

If a man is missing for 7 years (in some jurisdictions) he can be declared dead and his 'widow' can claim his estate etc and remarry.

If such a man reappeared, he would be in a position to marry his 'widow's' sister.

As I am not au fait with the laws of California, I have no idea if this situation could occur there.


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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2012, 07:44:26 PM »


Does this mean I am too smart for my own good ???

I really like the Moses and his Ark one!  You go Moses...........


Hey you! Don't you have a server to set up?  :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2012, 08:49:15 PM »
Are you sure it's not legal for a corpse to get married, in California??  ;D



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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2012, 08:49:53 PM »
"You GOT a score of 7 out of 11
 Your rating: Normal Intelligence"

"Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forecast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Wow! Your love life is bitchin"

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"Does this mean I am too smart for my own good  ??? "

not sure about that but i'm sure about this

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Re: How Smart Are You?
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2012, 11:06:45 PM »
I got 10/11. I fell for no.10.

Same here.


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