We stopped for lunch yesterday and my wife says; "you can have a salad and coffee as your breakfast has you over the limit already". I say; "OK which one". she orders, but unlike the picture in the menu it comes with bacon - real and crisp bacon - cut up and spread all over it. My mouth was watering as I got ready to dive in and she pulls it over to her side to removed all the bacon on to her plate and passes it back. "you can't have that" I ask; "but you can?" and she says;"yesssssss" with a smile. I hate that. 
You a better person than I, because I would have taken her plate and left her with the plain salad. Of course, I will probably die before I am 70, but I will die with a smile on my face. I refuse to eat what they call healthy, because it isn't healthy anymore. Over half the veggies are Genetically Modified, and that is not good for anyone.
Anyone who suggests you eat more Tofu should be marched onto the nearest plane or boat and sent to the farthest island from anyone.
