That's the Before shot. Where's the After shot? 
I heard after the girls danced for you, you danced for the girls! 

And my version of a pole dance was entirely different from theirs...

Yea,, mine too.
I just roll up some ones into the shape of a pole and they seem happy. LOL
Wait!,, I'm happily married,, just replace "ones" with "newly installed sink",,,, same difference.
