This:
http://ghettocottage.com/1020sets out the exact problem and a (possible) solution.
It seems many (most?) new Dell, as well as other (Acer?) laptops now come with ALPS touchpads instead of the old Synaptics standby. And the protocol is somewhat different. And ALPS is too anal to release any details.
So ... Dell did release (in Europe) an another distro driver for the ALPSbomination ... presumably some bright person can adapt it to PCLOS. I don't know that I am that person, what with time and other constraints.
Meanwhile, I found another way to turn the bloody thing off (or on, if I'm feeling masochistic or my mouse goes missing). This method may have been alluded to in these forums, I don't know after searching so many forums for a fix. It is given as follows, which will NOT work in the latest PCLOS:
xinput --set-prop "PS/2 Generic Mouse" "Device Enabled" 0
will disable the touchpad while
xinput --set-prop "PS/2 Generic Mouse" "Device Enabled" 1
will enable it again
However, our version of xinput requires the following, which work:
xinput set-int-prop "PS/2 Generic Mouse" "Device Enabled" 8 0
and
xinput set-int-prop "PS/2 Generic Mouse" "Device Enabled" 8 1
I made a little script of each of these and dropped them into /usr/bin, then made little taskbar launchers for them.
And they work.