Airport Security Strengthened

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                   Latest airport security clampdown forces passengers to wear leotards

In an effort to stop terrorists from smuggling contraband inside their clothes, UK passengers will now have to wear leotards for all international flights. Fat or large-breasted flyers will be made to jiggle up and down at the scanners.

‘Terrorists hate being humiliated,’ explained Mark Cornell, an airport psychologist. ‘If they know we’re daubing the groin of every fifth passenger with custard, they’re going to think twice before martyring themselves. Or choosing the in-flight apple crumble.’

Consumer rights groups condemned the new regime, claiming it’s even more intrusive than x-rays that show passengers naked. ‘Obviously, the nuddy images of our customers need to be handled sensitively,’ said Cornell. ‘That’s why we’re now blurring out their names before we upload them to YouTube.’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/28/latest-airport-security-clampdown-forces-passengers-to-wear-leotards/

[Bald Brick]

 

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[weirdwolf]

HEY!! Lets not be giving them any ideas, OK ?

[Crow]

HEY!! Lets not be giving them any ideas, OK ?

Too late, there is a group right now thinking how to implement that and writing the pertinent protocols.

[weirdwolf]

HEY!! Lets not be giving them any ideas, OK ?

Too late, there is a group right now thinking how to implement that and writing the pertinent protocols.

[Wildman]

I don't think they want less than total naked...