Please look into the screen...
You are going into a deep sleep...
You are now under my control...

There is nothing wrong with your monitor set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur,
or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.
For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience
the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.