Forum Foibles

[Texstar]

I've been feeling the yearning to go fishing. Fresh caught fish cooked on a wood fire. Mmm-mm!

Oh man, now you're talking!

[uncleV]

ms_meme,
your voice sounds like of a 20 years old girl.

ms_meme's voice reminds me of the enchanting mist that you see on a beautiful lake just before the sun rises.

 

uncleV, you need to take some lessons from Rudge.   

I can't compare to this poetical soul, ms_meme...
(did you mention how far to the wilderness did your enchanting voice lead some of our guys? I was almost taken there too!)

[Neal ManBear]

I've been feeling the yearning to go fishing. Fresh caught fish cooked on a wood fire. Mmm-mm!

Oh man, now you're talking!

You, too?

[longtom]

Wow - I need to go fishing ... oh - no water here.

I'll make myself a bacon sandwich to get over it ... 

[Neal ManBear]

Wow - I need to go fishing ... oh - no water here.

I'll make myself a bacon sandwich to get over it ... 

No place to fish? That must be difficult. Good thing there's bacon, or life would be..... well, you know.
 

[uncleV]

Wow - I need to go fishing ... oh - no water here.

I'll make myself a bacon sandwich to get over it ... 

I'd try some fishing in the beer then...
After the bacon sandwiches.

[ms_meme]

ms_meme only wanted to sing her little song
Surely that is good and never ever wrong

She practiced and practiced hour after hour
Didn't want her song to sound a bit sour

She thought of the praises she would soon receive
Everyone will like it so she did believe

She warbled and she wobbled out came her tune
Somebody said she sounded like a loon

She just kept singing for that was her wish
No one paid attention they just started to fish

ms_meme only wanted to bring the forum some cheer
Oops she's slippin' on the bacon and wadin' in the beer

But meme isn't one to give up the ghost
She'll probably sing again in another post

[uncleV]

Keep singing and charming, ms_meme,
and may be we won't go for the beer... listening to your mermaid songs...

[Neal ManBear]

ms_meme,
We loved your singing so much that it reminded us of other things we love. Fresh caught fish cooked over a wood fire accompanied by coffee freshly brewed on the same fire, the sounds we hear and sights we see on fishing trips and of course, bacon sandwiches and beer are just some of the things that come to mind when we listen to your song.
A good song will always evoke a response. Your song evokes pleasant memories for us. That's a big compliment to you. As an example, Rudge's statement, ".....reminds me of the enchanting mist that you see on a beautiful lake just before the sun rises," shows what wonderful images and memories come to our minds when we listen. We just aren't as good at phrasing the compliment as he is, so we discuss the pleasant visions you have evoked in us and hope that you will understand that it is you and your song that has given this to us. Thank you!

[longtom]

Wow - I need to go fishing ... oh - no water here.

I'll make myself a bacon sandwich to get over it ...  

No place to fish? That must be difficult. Good thing there's bacon, or life would be..... well, you know.
 

There's hardly water to drink.

 As from the 1st there will be severe water restrictions in our area and the price of water will be doubled together with that.  Most fish can't afford that so the emigrating to Canada to be caught by you guys ...

And for us?  Well - longtom is not allowed to wash the cars (how awful ...  ) and has to live on beer and bacon.  I'll survive ...  

... and with this back to our lovely ms_meme ...

[ms_meme]

ms_meme,
We loved your singing so much that it reminded us of other things we love. Fresh caught fish cooked over a wood fire accompanied by coffee freshly brewed on the same fire, the sounds we hear and sights we see on fishing trips and of course, bacon sandwiches and beer are just some of the things that come to mind when we listen to your song.
A good song will always evoke a response. Your song evokes pleasant memories for us. That's a big compliment to you. As an example, Rudge's statement, ".....reminds me of the enchanting mist that you see on a beautiful lake just before the sun rises," shows what wonderful images and memories come to our minds when we listen. We just aren't as good at phrasing the compliment as he is, so we discuss the pleasant visions you have evoked in us and hope that you will understand that it is you and your song that has given this to us. Thank you!

Thank you, Neal.

Did not mystic_meme predict this in her mystic cards?   

You like the center of attention. You are bursting with enthusiasm. You believe in the worth of the OS and the worth of other members in the forum.  Your responses to others (no matter how dumb their posts) are brilliant.  You always try to make sense of the chaos.

I like your new avatar, Neal. 

[Neal ManBear]

Wow - I need to go fishing ... oh - no water here.

I'll make myself a bacon sandwich to get over it ...  

No place to fish? That must be difficult. Good thing there's bacon, or life would be..... well, you know.
 

There's hardly water to drink.

 As from the 1st there will be severe water restrictions in our area and the price of water will be doubled together with that.  Most fish can't afford that so the emigrating to Canada to be caught by you guys ...

I do hope some of them come to Tennessee.

And for us?  Well - longtom is not allowed to wash the cars (how awful ...  ) and has to live on beer and bacon.  I'll survive ...  

... and with this back to our lovely ms_meme ...

[Neal ManBear]

Thank you, Neal.

Did not mystic_meme predict this in her mystic cards?   

Yes, and an apt and indeed accurate predication it was.

You like the center of attention. You are bursting with enthusiasm. You believe in the worth of the OS and the worth of other members in the forum.  Your responses to others (no matter how dumb their posts) are brilliant.  You always try to make sense of the chaos.

I like your new avatar, Neal. 

Why thank you, ms_meme. I borrowed it from mystic_meme -- when she wasn't watching me closely. She was probably busy doing something mystical and marvelous at the time.

 

[ms_meme]

Here endeth the reading of The PCLinuxOS Tarot Cards.



Friend1 of mystic_meme: But mystic_meme you haven't read Texstar's card yet.   

mystic_meme: Texstar has not asketh for a reading.   

Friend2 of mystic_meme: Everyone want's to know the fortune of Texstar.     

mystic_meme: But if I readeth a fortune for Texstar, it may meaneth I am finally finished in this fantastic foolish forum and not have any future lefteth.   

Friend1 and Friend2 of mystic_meme: We dare you to choose a card for Texstar.   

mystic_meme: Do not mess with mystic_meme.  Do not dare mystic_meme.     

Too far gone to quit now. 

Yea, I have found that once you reach that threshold, it's the point of no return. You are on the other side after that and there is no doorway back!   

 Too far gone to quit now.  No doorway back.   

[Rudge]

Here endeth the reading of The PCLinuxOS Tarot Cards.



Friend1 of mystic_meme: But mystic_meme you haven't read Texstar's card yet.   

mystic_meme: Texstar has not asketh for a reading.   

Friend2 of mystic_meme: Everyone want's to know the fortune of Texstar.     

mystic_meme: But if I readeth a fortune for Texstar, it may meaneth I am finally finished in this fantastic foolish forum and not have any future lefteth.   

Friend1 and Friend2 of mystic_meme: We dare you to choose a card for Texstar.   

mystic_meme: Do not mess with mystic_meme.  Do not dare mystic_meme.     

Too far gone to quit now. 

Yea, I have found that once you reach that threshold, it's the point of no return. You are on the other side after that and there is no doorway back!   

 Too far gone to quit now.  No doorway back.   

I have a feeling we are in good company.