I thought I'd start this thread with a little one liner I saw in the forum. I'm going to keep this post stickied (stuck?) and allow only mods to add things they find around the forum. At the end of the year, I'll add a poll so you can all vote on who tickled your fancy the most in the forum. Have fun!!

YouCanToo: Well my crystal ball must be smeared with peanut butter.
O-P No offense, but you really need to get those new glasses... or new
typing fingers.
CO: OMG O-P, he thinks you were guessing!

and on an age related thread CO said:
I hope you enjoy your interaction with us old farts!

MeeMaw
same thread: Oh, my....... do you mean we act immature?? (I might not be acting!)
waldo22: We don't use "tar" here....we use rpm....
(in response to maddogf16 deciding not to tar and feather Sal)
smileeb: Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of s**t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing this as a public service.
(on What Ails Ya thread)
Joble: O-P: Nobody does DO-DO better than you DO!

Altair4 I'm not the sharpest tack in the drawer but I can only think of
two scenarios that would have this result: (this guy is really
amazing)